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With this in mind, here is a potential plan for baseball fans all across America:
1) On Friday, Feb. 23, when individual home game tickets for the Cubs go on sale, buy two tickets for Thursday, July 19.
2) Sometime between now and then, find a vintage Braves jersey with AARON emblazoned across the back.
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4) When Bonds hits the homerun, off a high fastball in the sixth inning, getting his steroid-assisted record, boo with such a ferocity that the people sitting next to you will think you're experiencing a Roid Rage worthy of description in the world's finest medical journals.
1 comment:
To be honest...I would love it if there was absolutely no response. No boos, no cheers, just absolute silence when it happens. Let him round the bases in total silence.
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