Wally and I Took The Quiz. Did You?

Wally and I have both taken my five-question, potentially revolutionary relationship compatibility quiz, invented over a turkey sandwich yesterday at lunch.

Wally was not familiar with either Real Genius or Weird Science, so he declined to answer this question. But we matched four out of four on the others.

Our answers: The Brady Bunch, The Munsters, Simon and The Flintstones.

And my choice for the remaining question was Real Genius, if for no other reason than a groovy Tears for Fears theme song and a dreamy Wally-esque Val Kilmer in the starring role.

And yes, my use of the words dreamy and groovy were very much inspired by my heroine, Marcia Brady, and my hero, Greg Brady.

Only For Lovers: The Cup of Joe Compatibility Quiz

DIRECTIONS: You and your spouse/lover/significant other should consider taking the following five-question quiz, which I just made up yesterday, and then see how you match up.

1. The Brady Bunch or The Partridge Family?
2. The Munsters or The Addams Family?
3. Real Genius or Weird Science?
4. Randy, Paula or Simon?
5. The Flintstones or The Jetsons?

HOW TO SCORE

Five matches out of five: "You are my true love!"

Four matches out of five: "You are my true love! Well, most of the time."

Three matches out of five: "Maybe we should open this relationship up?"

Two matches out of five: "I think we need to see other people."

One match out of five: "I'm not even sure I like you. I think we need to see other people NOW."

No matches out of five: "I want you out of my life NOW. Well, after we have sex."

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LATER TODAY: How Wally and I scored.

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DISCLAIMER: THE CUP OF JOE IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BREAK-UPS THAT MAY RESULT FROM THIS QUIZ. THIS QUIZ SHOULD BE AVOIDED BY PEOPLE WITH A HISTORY OF LACTOSE INTOLERANCE OR HEART PALPITATIONS. SIDE EFFECTS OF TAKING THIS QUIZ MAY INCLUDE NAUSEA, VOMITING AND EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA. VOID WHERE PROHIBITED: ESPECIALLY ALASKA, HAWAII AND GUAM.