Mitt Romney: Democrats Want to Surrender to Terrorists!

From an AP story reporting that Mitt Romney is leaving the presidential race:

"If I fight on in my campaign, all the way to the convention, I would forestall the launch of a national campaign and make it more likely that Senator Clinton or Obama would win. And in this time of war, I simply cannot let my campaign, be a part of aiding a surrender to terror." (SOURCE)

Maybe it's a good time to remind Mitt that the War in Iraq, which Obama has opposed from the start, has actually created more terrorists and America-haters around the world.

And, if he didn't know it, Mitt should also note that Iraq was not responsible for 9/11, either.

People like myself who have been against the War from the beginning don't want to "aid" terrorists, and it's highly offensive for someone to suggest that we do. Highly offensive.

Mitt Romney is a complete a-wipe.

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UPDATE: He just said the "surrender to terror" line on MSNBC. And, yes, he is still an a-wipe.

Memo to Mitt: Five People Worse Than Bob Dole

Mitt Romney recently said that former Republican presidential candidate Bob Dole is "probably the last person I would have wanted to have write a letter for me."

The remark was in response to a letter Dole supposedly wrote to conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh in defense of John McCain.

I'd just like to say that I strongly disagree with Mitt. In fact, I can think of at least five other people whose support I would not want, despite the fact that Mitt Romney can't think of a single other soul (other than War hero and veteran Dole) whose support he would dread more than a respected member of his own party.

I'd say my five would be:

1) Omar al-Bashir, Sudan. His ethnic cleansing has killed hundreds of thousands of civilians in Darfur. I would HATE IT if this man wrote me a letter of support, and (completely disagreeing with Mitt Romney) would much prefer a letter of support from a War hero like Bob Dole.

2) Osama Bin Laden. For obvious reasons that I'd be happy to explain to Mitt if wants to call me or send an email.

3) Kim Jong-il, North Korea. It is estimated that up to 250,000 of his own people are confined in re-education camps in a country where real freedom doesn't exist. Just awful.

4) Roseanne Barr.

5) Janice Dickenson

Romney Bumbles

According to lore, it's been said that the laws of aerodynamics prove that the bumblebee shouldn't technically be capable of flight.

According to other lore, Mitt Romney is the perfect presidential candidate: good looking, well spoken, and with a proven track record of attracting Democratic and independent votes.

So technically, we should be looking at President Mitt Romney around one year from today.

Mitt Romney: A bumblebee who just won't fly.

Mit Picking

Here's my pictorial reaction to American Dad, er, I mean Gov. Mit Romney, aka "Flip Flop! Deluxe," and his performance at the Republican Presidential debate last night.




"Altered nuclear transfer creates embryo-like cells that can be used for stem cell research," Romney said enthusiastically, not a hair out of place, as America said a collective HWAT?

I wonder if "altered nuclear transfer" is the same scientific process that led the good governor to change his views on abortion and gay rights and a host of other things?

Oh well: We'll always have the Salt Lake City games.

Two Hunting Trips, No Hunting License: That's All Folks?

"Kill the Wabbit! Kill the Wabbit! Kill the Wabbit!"
-- Elmer Fudd

"I've been a hunter pretty much all my life."
-- Mitt Romney. His campaign staff later explained that "all my life" meant ... "twice."

Birds of a Feather

QUESTION OF THE DAY: Is Mitt Romney the long lost twin brother of American Dad? (Answer in the comments.)