If You've Been 'Baking Up a Batch of Frownies' ...

Then watch this:



Coming Soon: My "five favorite moments in The Simpsons Movie." Feel free to share yours in the comments.

Will Country Turn to the Left?

For 20 out of the last 26+ years, this country has had a president who is left-handed: Ronald Reagan (1981-89), George Bush (1989-1993), Bill Clinton (1993-2001). The one president since 1981 who was not naturally left-handed has been George W. Bush, the worst disaster in U.S. presidential history.

Maybe it's time for another left-handed president to lead the country?

I guess I should also point out that Barack Obama is left-handed.

2009-2017? Anybody?

My Five Favorite Characters From The Simpsons

I hate having to pick, but here goes:

1. Chief Wiggum.

2. Ralph Wiggum.

3. Moe the bartender.

4. Homer.

5. Any character that begins with the word Sideshow.

Now, YOU can create your own Simpsons character here.

No D'oh For American Idol As It Raises ... Dough

Here's a Simpsons cartoon from last night's episode of American Idol, "Idol Gives Back," which focused on raising money and awareness about global poverty. I had to fast-forward through parts since I got home late and had two episodes of Lost to watch, but I thought the show was very well-done in giving Americans a glimpse into just how lucky most of us are.

For Wally: "I Cho-Cho Chose You"

Meet the Dumbest Person in the World.

Hi. It's me. You know, the dumbest person in the world? Remember this morning, Joe? When you bcc'd me on that email so the large group receiving the email wouldn't see that I was included on the list?! Well, I just want to let you know that I DID receive the email and just in case you didn't figure this out, I REPLIED ALL with my thoughts! I hope this was OK! You're the best! I think you are AMAZING!