Sunday, January 06, 2008

Romney Bumbles

According to lore, it's been said that the laws of aerodynamics prove that the bumblebee shouldn't technically be capable of flight.

According to other lore, Mitt Romney is the perfect presidential candidate: good looking, well spoken, and with a proven track record of attracting Democratic and independent votes.

So technically, we should be looking at President Mitt Romney around one year from today.

Mitt Romney: A bumblebee who just won't fly.


Anonymous said...

Again the liberal media (aka. TCOJ) gets the facts wrong.

It is extremely clear that the cartoonish Hymenopteran image is of a wasp...probably some sort of generic representation of Vespid.

Bumble Bees, however, while still Hymenopteran, are specifically classified in the Genus Bombus. That image is clearly not a Bombus!

Liberals! You have no sense of the order that God created and revealed to us through his vessel Linnaeus.

-Bobby M.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, but I also forgot to mention the Hucka Bee. This deceptively dangerous insect (Ignoramus intolernatus)is not related to the Bumble Bee but is more of a W.A.S.P. Pretty scary animal, and very little is effective in erradicating it from polite society. If anyone comes up with a good way to get rid of the Hucka Bee...please, please let me know.

Bobby M.