DIRECTIONS: You and your spouse/lover/significant other should consider taking the following five-question quiz, which I just made up yesterday, and then see how you match up.1. The Brady Bunch or The Partridge Family?
2. The Munsters or The Addams Family?
3. Real Genius or Weird Science?
4. Randy, Paula or Simon?
5. The Flintstones or The Jetsons?
HOW TO SCORE
Five matches out of five: "You are my true love!"
Four matches out of five: "You are my true love! Well, most of the time."
Three matches out of five: "Maybe we should open this relationship up?"
Two matches out of five: "I think we need to see other people."
One match out of five: "I'm not even sure I like you. I think we need to see other people NOW."
No matches out of five: "I want you out of my life NOW. Well, after we have sex."
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LATER TODAY: How Wally and I scored.
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DISCLAIMER: THE CUP OF JOE IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BREAK-UPS THAT MAY RESULT FROM THIS QUIZ. THIS QUIZ SHOULD BE AVOIDED BY PEOPLE WITH A HISTORY OF LACTOSE INTOLERANCE OR HEART PALPITATIONS. SIDE EFFECTS OF TAKING THIS QUIZ MAY INCLUDE NAUSEA, VOMITING AND EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA. VOID WHERE PROHIBITED: ESPECIALLY ALASKA, HAWAII AND GUAM.
2 comments:
Uh oh. Gotta go say adios since my significant other has no clue what any of those shows are you mentioned. That's the issue with someone who doesn't watch TV.
C'mon, the Munsters over the Addams family. Do I really know thee bobbie m.?
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