World's Best Cat Litter, Original Strength. Tagline: "It Makes Me Feel Pretty ... Oh So Pretty."
I have absolutely no doubt that any product that can turn the act of pooping into something glamorous has to be the absolute best in the world.
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I feel prettyOh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and gay
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me today
I feel charming
Oh so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real
See the pretty girl in that mirror there?
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face
Such a pretty dress
Such a pretty smile
Such a pretty me!
-- MARIA from West Side Story, and now also a universal refrain from cats who poop using the World's Best Cat Litter.
