1. The Rev. Ted Haggard.
2. Smithers from The Simpsons.
3. Lisa Marie Presley.
4. The ghost of Merv Griffin.
5. Liza Minnelli.
That is, if he turns out to be a gay American.
I do kind of feel sorry for the guy. Some friend or family member should cheer him up by making him a Cher mix tape.
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