Friday, August 31, 2007

My Five Favorite Potential
Blind Dates For Sen. Larry Craig

1. The Rev. Ted Haggard.

2. Smithers from The Simpsons.

3. Lisa Marie Presley.

4. The ghost of Merv Griffin.

5. Liza Minnelli.

That is, if he turns out to be a gay American.

I do kind of feel sorry for the guy. Some friend or family member should cheer him up by making him a Cher mix tape.

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