Thursday, November 16, 2006

My Nominees for Time Magazine's
Person of the Year



1. Rejected Supreme Court nominee Harriet Myers.

2. Our little "just been fertilized" buddy The Blastocyst.

3. Howie Mandell.

4. Howie Mandell's soul patch.


5. The delightful young woman who so charmingly, gracefully and endearingly opens case number 23 on Deal or No Deal.

6. Gay prostitute Mike Jones.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Also...Nancy Pelosi, St. Louis Cardinals, Tessa from "Laguna Beach," K-Fed, and Perez Hilton.