Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Prediction: CBS Makeup Artist
Will Get Fired Tomorrow


8:01 p.m. If you've seen the election break-ins on CBS, you may have noticed Katie Couric's eye makeup.

High definition TV is no friend to people who wear too much eyeliner. I even switched to an analog CBS channel. It didn't help.

What would an appropriate "Ratherism" be to describe Couric, and Couric's makeup? "She's as crafty as a Kentucky raccoon, and with the eyes to prove it."

And you thought the CBS Eye Logo was creepy?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I love Katie to death but she's still sporting that "raccoon" look! I don't get it? Katie?????