In honor of the "conservative" candidate who used to be pro-choice and pro-gay and who just dropped out of the presidential race, below is a repost from Jan. 6 about Mitt "American Dad" Romney. It should also be noted that Romney's "I spent $86 million dollars of my own money to win a few states" speech yesterday, in which he said Democrats want to "surrender to terror," was even more annoying that the Nasonex Bee's Spanish conquistador accent, if this is humanly possible.
According to lore, it's been said that the laws of aerodynamics prove that the bumblebee shouldn't technically be capable of flight.
According to other lore, Mitt Romney is the perfect presidential candidate: good looking, well spoken, and with a proven track record of attracting Democratic and independent votes.
So technically, we should be looking at President Mitt Romney around one year from today.
Mitt Romney: A bumblebee who just won't fly.