One year ago tonight, Dawna Stone was selected by Martha Stewart to be her apprentice. The stunning news came after a thrilling 16-week job interview in which applicants competed in tasks testing their ability to succeed in upper management, such as picking out napkin colors and deciding which flavor of punch to serve at parties.If you don't remember the details, Dawna received a one-year-employment contract worth $250,000 at about the same time Martha got her cancellation notice.
Now that 365 days have passed, this has me worried because Dawna may be looking for a job right about now.
If anybody has the current location or whereabouts of MS-Apprentice winner Dawna Stone (or runner-up Bethenny Frankel), The Cup of Joe wants to know! What has she been doing for the last year? Has her contract been renewed? Did Martha's negative attitude about the quality of the contestants on the show result in a needs improvement checkmark on Dawna's six-month performance review?
By the way, here is a link to Dawna's bio on her website and another to her resume. Guess which three words appear NOWHERE on this bio or resume? You got it: 1) Martha, 2) Stewart, and 3) Apprentice.
One more note: Only 300 people have
watched this YouTube election commercial
featuring Dawna from October of 2006.
watched this YouTube election commercial
featuring Dawna from October of 2006.
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