Wednesday, August 02, 2006

You Mean It Was Still on the Air?

Show on Bravo canceled; thousands don't notice. Or maybe it wasn't canceled?

If you do pass on this conflicting information to friends, here's some quick tips for success: Look him or her straight in the eye when you deliver the bad news, make sure you have in plenty of hair product that has been CORRECTLY applied from the back to the front, and then prepare him or her a dinner of seared squab with a shitaki demiglaze. And, if possible, break the news on an IKEA couch.

Good luck.

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