My lover Wally is a cog in corporate America middle management.
Because of this, he prefers to be communicated with (90 percent of the time) using only Powerpoint presentations.
He's a lot like my friend Timmy in this regard, who never communicates anything without the aid of a Powerpoint. This includes all facets of Timmy's life, including proposing marriage and wishing his wife a Happy Valentine's Day. Timmy even uses Powerpoint presentations when communicating his "I love you" talking points to his little girl.
"It's the best way I can communicate a consistent I Love You branding message for my little lady," Timmy tells me.
When Wally got home from work on Friday, of course I had dinner and his nightly Powerpoint ready for him the moment he arrived. The slide is below. I think my presentation went very well.