Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Oh Mary


Mary Matalin just said on MSNBC, moments ago, that not only will the Republicans not lose the Midterm elections, they will actually pick up seats.

The only explanation for this is that she's either seen first-hand the frozen body of Osama Bin Laden or she knows something we don't know about all those new electronic voting machines that have no paper trail.

Just what's inside the Karl Rove bag of magic tricks? Does Mary know?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Of course she knows. She is the ultimate insider. First, let's put dates on a pull out of troops in Iraq. Second, Osama is captured 3 days before the election. Third, and most importantly, the Cat Toy Predictor '96 mysteriously disappears after a brief visit from a local Republican scum to the house of Joe, which portends bad news for the Dems.