Bill O'Reilly was hawking his new book on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno last night. I caught the last part of the interview. The book is called Kids Are Americans Too. You know, it's a response to that formidable mass of Americans who believe that kids who live in the United States aren't Americans. Think about the stupidity of this title for a minute and your head might explode.
This book is O'Reilly's second attempt to make money by marketing a book for kids. The last one was called The O'Reilly Factor For Kids.
I think I'd prefer my child to read Everyone Poops instead, because it will help them prepare for a life of dealing with people like Bill O'Reilly.
So with Bill now pandering to kids, and I'm sure he'll make a nice penny, perhaps it's a good time to revisit what Bill O'Reilly said about a kidnapped child earlier this year, about how this child probably enjoyed his four years of captivity, arguably using the type of logic endorsed by pedophiles.
This is just gut-wrenchingly ignorant: