Sunday, October 14, 2007

Some Questions for Matt Lauer

U.S. Sen. Larry Craig, the Republican with an anti-gay voting record who was arrested this summer in an airport men's room stall in Minnesota, will be interviewed by Matt Lauer Tuesday night on Matt Lauer Reports. So will his wife, Suzanne.

Here are some questions I hope Lauer is able to ask the good Senator:

1) What's your favorite Cher CD?

2) What do you think of pleated pants?

3) Matthew McConaughy or Matt Damon?

4) Powdered wigs and makeup -- should the U.S. Senate return to the traditions of our Founding Fathers?

5) Of all the Founding Fathers, whom would you best describe as your favorite "Founding Daddy"?

6) Should there be a constitutional amendment banning being fabulous?

7) Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

8) Right now, would you rather be masturbating?

9) On Saturday you were inducted into the Idaho Hall of Fame, marking your first ceremonial appearance in your home state since your bathroom bust became public this summer. Do you think you'll ever be inducted into the Minnesota Hall of Fame?

10) Hugh or me?

("Hugh vs. Matt" Photo via Visit Link to see who won)

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