- Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
- There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
- Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
- The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Here's a fact you might not know: On a conservative website Norris recently endorsed his choice for President, Mike Huckabee. Huckabee, like Bill Clinton, is a man from Hope, as in Hope, Arkansas.
All jokes aside, and though I don't agree with him, Norris does a good job explaining why he's supporting Huckabee. Read more here:
One fact that Norris doesn't mention, nor would I expect him to (but allow me), is that Huckabee is a Homophobe. An intelligent-design-believing, evolution-denying and anti-gay-marriage homophobe, if you believe his record instead of his charming appearances on talk shows.
One more fact: Gays don't kill marriage. Heterosexual divorce kills marriage. It's a fact that Mike Huckabee and his ilk don't seem ready to acknowledge.