Wednesday, October 31, 2007

It's A Fact

From the popular website

  • Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

  • There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

  • There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.

  • Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

  • The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer

Here's a fact you might not know: On a conservative website Norris recently endorsed his choice for President, Mike Huckabee. Huckabee, like Bill Clinton, is a man from Hope, as in Hope, Arkansas.

All jokes aside, and though I don't agree with him, Norris does a good job explaining why he's supporting Huckabee. Read more here:

One fact that Norris doesn't mention, nor would I expect him to (but allow me), is that Huckabee is a Homophobe. An intelligent-design-believing, evolution-denying and anti-gay-marriage homophobe, if you believe his record instead of his charming appearances on talk shows.

One more fact: Gays don't kill marriage. Heterosexual divorce kills marriage. It's a fact that Mike Huckabee and his ilk don't seem ready to acknowledge.

1 comment:

Bobby M. said...

Huckabee is getting a lot of buzz now, but one thing that he doesn't really have is money. But just wait. My gut feeling is that the powers that be at the GOP will leave Guiliani and Romney in long enough to beat up the competition. These two guys however have enough negatives, though, as far as the ultra-knee-jerk conservatives that run the party are concerned, that they would never allow them to be the nominee. Huckabee will look like the diplomat that stays above the fray, and saunter in at the end. He has that midwest appeal,southern appeal and that 'values' appeal. And if the GOP runs the same old play ( and why not if it works that well?), they will bring out the fear-mongering, gay-hating, values-waving strategy toward the end of the campaign....and scary to would probably work again. The electorate as a whole is not that bright or politically saavy. They vote their pocketbooks and gut feelings.