I think this tragic woman needs a sympathetic counselor. Someone who could not only shed light on the joys of pickles but who truly loves to talk, and sometimes even listen, to people. EllGee? This poor woman needs your help!
Tell me that that wouldn't make for some riveting television in a follow up Maury episode.
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I think this tragic woman needs a sympathetic counselor. Someone who could not only shed light on the joys of pickles but who truly loves to talk, and sometimes even listen, to people. EllGee? This poor woman needs your help!
Tell me that that wouldn't make for some riveting television in a follow up Maury episode.
I think if this woman took up a hobby -- say writing poetry about pickles, like certain people we know -- she'd be a whole heckuva lot better off.
She just doesn't know how good a pickle can be.
Enough said!
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