Sunday, September 24, 2006

When You Work With Words,
Words Are Your Work


We here at The Cup of Joe believe in lifelong learning, so consider today "new word" Sunday. I'm going to introduce you to some new words, and I'll put them in the context of a sentence so you can derive the meaning.

1) Derricky and Bree-Anne greeted the small plate of cannelloni at Maggioni's Little Italy with significant anticipointment; they were hoping that the waiter would bring them a much larger stuffed noodle.

2) Gi-Gi became verbicidal when he tried to explain the large hickey on his neck; he wasn't able to articulate just how, when and with whom the mark appeared.

3) "We're hoping to invest in a number of high-yield barrybonds in the next six months," the investment adviser to the Auman Brothers was heard whispering to Gi-Gi.

4) Jo-lene and several others ordered the Chicken Saltimboca. "That group is among our best clustomers," remarked one of the wait staff.

5) "After this huge meal," exclaimed Wally, "I'm definitely going on a digital diet."

... And to all who are reading this: thanking you in advance. May your Sunday be a great one, free of annoying typerventilating and yet full of multiple targasms in the very near future.

But I gotta run now: all this Starbucks this morning has given me some serious jitterati.

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