Friday, September 29, 2006

Republican Resigns For Not Using Contractions and Possessives Correctly

What's interesting about this story, and not just that it involves a six-term Republican congressman resigning over some correspondence he had with a teenage boy, is the level of this congressman's writing ability.

Until the e-mails became public, U.S. Rep. Mark Foley had been considered a shoo-in for re-election. (In December 2003, Foley rated 84% by the Christian Coalition for his "pro-family" voting record.)

Here's a sample of the electronic correspondence he wrote to the boy, according to the AP story:
"he's such a nice guy ... acts much older than his age...and hes in really great shape...i am just finished riding my bike on a 25 mile journey now heading to the gym...whats school like for you this year?
Y-I-K-E-S.

Could somebody buy this guy E.B. White's The Elements of Style.

2 comments:

Joey P said...

Here's some more information about what the Republican in my last post wanted to do in his log cabin.

Anonymous said...

Once again a closeted two-faced Republican gets caught with his cock in the cookie jar.