Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Gay Preacher Doesn't Like Cock, Judy Garland, Cher or Project Runway Anymore

So, Ted Haggard has drowned his homosexuality, eh? "He is completely heterosexual," a fellow preacher who helped with "intensive counseling" tells the Denver Post.

Sounds like Ted is swimming in the River De-Nile.

No word yet whether he's changed his mind about crystal meth.


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Here is my first post about Rev. Dimmesdale, I mean Haggard, from Way Back When. I'm standing by what I said then.

2 comments:

jercwe said...

Please more politics and less perverted preachers.

Dan B (no, not Bennett, think harder) said...

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