Ten years ago, I sponsored an Oscar Party contest involving who could come up with the best fake porn movie title based on Best Picture nominated films and other films released during 1996.Some of the results were ... quite upsetting. The grand prize was a deck of adult playing cards.
It's the last year I did the contest.
I'm pleased to announce that the competition returns this year!
The rules are the same. Please post your answers in the comments.
Remember, this is both an opportunity to win prizes and disgust your friends.
Emission Impossible 3 ... Wet Dreamgirls ... Fags of Our Fathers.
What say YOU?
CLICK TO ENLARGE!
P.S. I lied. There are no prizes.
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NOMINATED FILMS
THE LAST SLING OF SCOTLAND
THE PURSUIT OF A PEECE OF ASS (sic)
LESBIANS FROM IWO JIMA
HALF NELSON
THE QUEEN
UNITED 69
THE DEFECATED
LITTLE MISS BEHIND
LITTLE CHILDREN (All actors 18 years or older.)
CREAMGIRLS
JIZ CAMP
A CONVENIENT FUCK
MY CUNT, MY CUNT
JODER
THE DEVIL HAS POPPERS
PAN’S LABIA
PENIS
APORNALYPTO
Johnboy: I hope Mama doesn't catch you writing about these movies in those tablets of yours! I don't think she'd approve of Pan's Labia, though I have no doubt that Cora Beth and Ike Godsey probably would reenact a few scenes from Creamgirls after a few glasses of The Recipe.
Ala Elgie,
Instead of " The Queen"...How about "The Boob"
Or better yet....also ala Elgy
Instead of "Bable"....
How about "Booble"
O.K. Let's get the other Best Picture nominee's out of the way...ala Elgie...
"Little Miss Boobshine"
"Letters from Boob"
"The Departed Boob"
That Elgy is soooo randy!
Going Into Little Miss Where the Sun Never Shines
The Butt-parted
The Queen's Little Miss Sunshine
Little Miss Sunshine Departed the Queen's Babel while Writing Letters from Iwo Jima
The Ass De-parted
Little Miss Sunshine Goes Down
Watersports for Little Miss Sunshine
The Queen on River Patrol
Bareback in Babel
Sex Letters from a Queen
The Queen and Little Miss Sunshine
Peter O'Toole as The Queen
Eddie Murphy Caught Pants Down with the Transvestite Queen
Roman Polanski Presents His Young Mistress Abigail Breslin in Little Miss Sunshine
Ryan Gosling's How in the Hell Did I Get Nominated Without Getting on My Knees?
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