Sunday, March 11, 2007

My Five Least Favorite Attorneys

1. The guy who prosecuted Santa Claus in Miracle on 34th St.

2. District Attorney Jim Trotter III, who prosecuted the adorable Marisa Tomei in My Cousin Vinny.

3. John Milton, the managing partner in The Devil's Advocate, who also turns out to be SATAN.

4. Hamilton Burger, the prosecutor from Perry Mason, who seemed to have a knack for wasting taxpayers' dollars by only prosecuting innocent people.

5. Alberto Gonzales.


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