Friday, January 26, 2007

U.S. News Is Like A Grade School Textbook

Americans tend to view history relative to us, us, us. Just as the earth revolves around the sun, Americans tend to think the world revolves around the 300 million souls fortunate enough to live in this great country.

I thought of this while glancing at the cover of the most recent issue of U.S. News & World Report, which is a report on the Jamestown settlement 400 years ago. The big headline on the cover is THE FIRST AMERICANS.

This headline is grade school history at its worst.

The English who immigrated here, free to enter because the Native peoples had not erected a large Lou Dobbs-inspired barbwire fence, were NOT the first Americans.

This "country" had a civilization and a culture well before the English arrived. We had cities on the level of Paris and London right here in 'Merica well before the Jamestown settlement, and predating Leif Eriksson, the man credited as the European "discoverer" of North America about 1,000 years ago.

I think we do ourselves a disservice when we measure the history of this land starting in 1607.

Silly covers are not a first for U.S. News.

You may recall a few months ago when U.S. News editors (who couldn't find a current war to put on the cover) confidently declared that America’s greatest speech was The Gettysburg Address, which surprised me because it's probably not even Lincoln's best speech. Earlier posts here and here.

America likes to think of itself as the center of the world. That the 3,000 dead on 9/11 are somehow more important than the 655,000 Iraqis* that a team of epidemiologists estimates have died in Iraq because of the war.

We are all equal in God’s eyes.

If Americans think they’ll enjoy the same insular standard of living come heaven-time, they’re wrong, because inside those Pearly Gates they’re going to be sharing that Jacuzzi-tub not only with St. Peter, but with someone who probably doesn’t speak English.

Oh, and St. Peter didn't speak English either. Just like Jesus, his native tongue was Aramaic, and his skin was dark.





* Here's the sourcing
(Washington Post account)
for the 655,000 number.
And here are some other 'Mericans
whom U.S. News didn't think
were worth remembering: here and here.


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